Thursday, March 09, 2006

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Via the Washington Post comes this quote:

"We want to protect the American people," House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) said this morning. "We've been doing it the last four and a half years. We fought a war in Iraq, fought a war in Afghanistan, stood up to the Homeland Security Department. We will continue to do that. We will maybe have our differences, but we think we're going to continue to" oppose the Dubai deal."


"stood up to the Homeland Security Department"?

[insert sound effect of car slamming on brakes here]

So, let's recap:

Afghanistan - threat to American security
Iraq - (made up) threat to American security
Homeland Security Department - threat to American security

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