RNC: "Democrat Ethics Breakdown"

It's stunning! Stunning, I tell ya!

The RNC took about 2 minutes out of its week to post a list of Democratic scandals on their website complete with a fancy graphic with the words "HYPOCRITES" and "CORRUPTION". Oh my goodness!

It only took 2 minutes because this is all they have:

- the Cynthia McKinney assault story
- a bribery scandal involving an LA congressman
- an investigation into Jim McDermott who allegedly violated House rules in 1996.

Yes, those Democrats are scandal ridden! They just oooooze scandal.

Maybe I should set up my own little web site about the current Republican "ethics breakdown". Let's see...

- illegal war
- quagmire
- supporting torture
- secret CIA prisons
- torture flights
- Gitmo
- Delay
- Abramoff
- Dubai ports deal
- illegal spying of Americans
- softball lobbying reform
- biggest deficit ever
- most children left behind
- Frist stock probe
- Duke Cunningham
- Libby indictment
- making illegal immigrants felons
- 40 million+ still without health insurance
- Frist's diagnosis of Schiavo
- Harriet Miers
- Cheney's buckshot incident
- Hurricane Katrina
- refusing to properly fund national security
- denying veteran's health care
- inadequately supporting the troops
- Donald Rumsfeld
- a totally inept president

On second thought, I just don't have time to complete that list, create my own little scary graphic and post it on the web.

The RNC should be grateful that the Democrats have given them so little to work with. That ensures that they have more time to do the things they really love: bashing gays, ending women's reproductive choice, claiming they're on a mission from God and just generally destroying America. Everyone knows that's "hard work".