Friday, April 07, 2006

Love Blooms on the Internets

It's springtime and with that comes a bit of insanity and a marriage proposal on a major left-wing blog!

As stunning as it was that "Nim, hamhock of liberty" proposed to Jen, also know as "High Priestess of Selune", what followed was even more surprising.

Apparently, the priestess was playing online scrabble and refused to check out the big, breaking story at Eschaton until she had finished her game. What resulted were hundreds of comments by Atriots patiently and not so patiently awaiting her answer.

Finally, she arrived and proclaimed:

OMG Hell Yes!!!!

[insert numerous smilie faces here]

(sorry about the scrabble incident)


WOOO HOOO !!!!!

"btw", she added, "I kicked ass at the scrabble game!!"

The crowd roared. There were cyber fireworks and she asked "Vixen", her sister also known as "Vicki", to be her maid of honour. She replied, "It would be my honor and my pleasure to serve you, High Priestess!" and asked if she could pop out of the cake.

The infamous MERKIN PATRIOT had this to say:

MARRAGE IS A MANY SPENDERED THING SO TAKE THINGS ONE DAY AT A TIME I KNOW IVE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT ITS LIKE HOLY COW THIS IS MY WIFE AND THEN SHE SAYS YEAH WELL YOUR MY HUBSAND SO THAT MAKES TWO LOOSERS

SO DONT AKS ON WHO THE BELL TOLD JUST GET YOURSELF TO A CHAPPEL AND MAKE IT HOLY BEFORE THEY CHANGE THE LAW TO LET THE YOU KNOW WHOSE IN ON THE ACTS

and...

GOD BLESS JIM AND NEN AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR ITS A SCARED MOMENT WHEN TWO SOULS UNTIE IN HOLY MATTRESMONY

and...

AND DONT FORGET THE PRE-RUPTUAL!!!!! IT MAY SEEM A BIT CRASS TO BRING THAT UP RIGHT NOW BUT NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE HAVING YOUR PAPERS IN ORDER - TRUSTS ME ON THAT

Congratulations guys! What a great way to start your life together. I wish you all the best!

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