- Once again, I present the must read Ponoka News police blotter. Here's a sample. Make sure you read the whole thing though!
A Ponoka Traffic Member stopped a high flying 16-year-old boy in his dad’s new Honda SUV. His speed was recorded at 160 km/h. What police found “fascinating” was that dad was seated in the passenger seat. It was some weird form of father and son bonding. Perhaps they were rushing to make happy hour at some strip club? Perhaps they needed to stop for a couple of packs of cigarettes on the way? Police sensed the theme and ticketed both of them.
- the judge who ruled on the case about the Da Vinci Code decided to write his own code into his judgment for fun. That code has now been cracked. You kind of have to be British to appreciate it though...
- seal pups - 1; kids - 0
- Nude carpenter arrested. He just wanted to stay clean, apparently.
- Canadian blogger with a big, red paper clip hopes to trade it for a house. No - really.
- Don't buy your Ecstasy pill lab equipment on eBay.
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