"Saddam Hussein planned to use "camels of mass destruction" as weapons to defend Iraq, loading them with bombs and directing them towards invading forces.
The animals were part of a plan to arm and equip foreign insurgents drawn up by the dictator shortly before the American-led invasion three years ago, reveals a 37-page report, captured after the fall of Baghdad and just released by the Pentagon. It is part of a cache of thousands of documents that the United States Department of Defence says it does not have the resources to translate."
Damn good thing those camels weren't ready to go when Bush invaded Iraq since the Pentagon's retaliatory force of Fleas of Mass Destruction (FMDs) had yet to be trained.
RJR's Joe Camel could not be reached for comment, but his publicist said that the smoking camel was opposed to all extremist camels who only seek denigrate the reputations of moderate camels everywhere.
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