Via the Ottawa Sun:Documents obtained by the Sun through access to information show the Mounties have worried about a heightened risk of terrorist attacks on Parliament since Canada joined the U.S.-led war on terrorism. But RCMP criminal intelligence officers are also concerned about the threat from employees, visitors, contractors, tourists, demonstrators, natural phenomena, organized crime, personally motivated individuals and suicidal people.
An anonymous source has also informed me that the RCMP are equally worried about raging packs of rabid coyotes, beavers with intentions to dam up Parliament, screaming hordes of Britany loving teenagers, Quebecois armed with maple syrup, truck driving rednecks (I guess they all drive trucks), nuns wearing those old scary black habits, and members of the Stephen Harper fan club (they get really rowdy when they're drunk).
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