Quote du Jour: The Grisly Stench of Success

Freed from his underground bunker located somewhere in Nebraska, Dick Cheney emerged from his hole, flew to Baghdad and promised many more years of neocon-like "success" in Iraq.

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney on Monday declared the 2003 U.S.-led invasion of Iraq a "successful endeavor" during a visit to Baghdad, on the same day a woman suicide bomber killed 40 people.

"If you look back on those five years it has been a difficult, challenging but nonetheless successful endeavor ... and it has been well worth the effort," Cheney, an architect of the invasion, said after meeting Iraqi leaders.

[insert the Bush administration's high crimes and misdemeanors here]

[insert the names of the 3,990 dead US soldiers here]

[insert the names of the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis here]

[insert the number of newly created anti-American terrorists here]

[bang head on wall repeatedly here]