Bush's New Year's Resolutions

Resolutions for 2007:

1. Uphold the constitution.
2. Don't break any laws.
3. Listen to the American people.
4. Close Gitmo.
5. Stop extraordinary renditions.
6. Don't allow torture.
7. Stop spying on innocent Americans.
8. Don't veto all Democratic bills.
9. Don't bomb Iran.
10. Push diplomacy.
11. Withdraw from Iraq.
12. Pay some attention to the Afghanistan war.
13. Find Osama bin Laden.
14. Stop lying.
15. Stop making resolutions.