I knew they didn't like me but that reaction is a bit harsh, don't you think?
“Drug warriors scored a virtual victory after the 2006 U.S. elections when they hurriedly extended the War on Drugs to a psychoactive substance previously exempt: nepetalactone, the main psychoactive ingredient in catnip.”
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Were there humans who were somehow abusing catnip? The feline receptors that react strongly to catnip lie in an organ exclusive to cats, yet the chemists say catnip may affect humans like a mild herbal sedative akin to valerian root.
Now I know some of my readers have actually passed out in the middle of reading one of my long-winded posts but it's not like they can't grab a coffee (or a librul latte) if they really want to stay awake.
I guess I should add a bullet-proof vest to my Xmas list just in case the catnip-fighting SWAT team shows up at my door. If I suddenly stop posting, you'll know what happened. Think 'Gitmo'.
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