President Bush acknowledged for the first time yesterday that the United States is not winning the war in Iraq ...
And then he tried to cover his lying ass:
Asked yesterday about his "absolutely, we're winning" comment at an Oct. 25 news conference, the president recast it as a prediction rather than an assessment. "Yes, that was an indication of my belief we're going to win," he said.
Bush's nose then grew about 3 feet long and poked the Washington Post reporter in the eye. He received treatment and is recovering nicely.
Satan could not be reached for comment.
In related news, the heads of the 101st Fighting Keyboardists were heard exploding all over the blogosphere.
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