'Why not fight the terrorists in Canada?'

When the peasants are welcomed to submit questions to politicians, you just never know what you'll get. Here's one for Republican Senator Sam Brownback (R-Kranky in Kansas), for example:

Why not fight the terrorists in Canada? They have free health care for the injured and more oil, too. Since Bush got the terrorists to go to Iraq, he could easily get them to go to Canada. It’s much nicer and the fishing is the best. Our soldiers could come home every other weekend. I know all about war, if I would ever have gotten around to signing up for the draft, I would have probably went to Nam. But I watched a lot of it on TV. Mike

h/t Wonkette