Monday, November 20, 2006

Orgasms for Peace

Right-wing bloggers are all up in arms over the news that 2 San Francisco old-style peaceniks are calling for a global orgasm for peace on the first day of winter.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan [not related to Cindy Sheehan], 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

Yes, we lefties are so obsessed with sex which is just so utterly repulsive yet a number of these right-wingers have openly sworn off masterbating on that day just in case they might actually end up contributing to the orgasms for peace movement. Mixed messages, anybody?

There's nothing like a Bed-in every now and then.

Maybe if some of those conservatives actually allowed themselves a bit of sexual freedom, they wouldn't have so many closeted politicians and repressed evangelical leaders. But obviously sex is librul and evil and when you have it and talk about it the terrorists win so join the WOO (the War on Orgasms) and score one for Dick and the Bushes.

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