Tuesday, August 18, 2009

And now, the really important news...

Having passed universal health care decades ago, we Canadians have moved on to much more important scientific debates which don't involve semi-automatic-packing wingnuts showing up at town halls.

Science ponders 'zombie attack'

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.

Zombiegeddon - coming soon to a town hall near you.

Oh, wait...

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